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The Designated Ugly Fat Friend by Kody Keplinger

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1. "He should have been named White Fang."  My Life in Dog Years

2. "Quincy launched himself from the ground, four-inch legs pumping, and caught the bear in the center of its chest." My Life in Dog Years

3. "I didn't mention that I considered the whole practice of school dances degrading or that they were just giant wastes of time and money." The Designated Ugly Fat Friend

My number one sentence is definitely the first. A tiny dog attacked a huge bear to protect his owner. Best part was that the tiny dog won even though he wasn't even a quarter of the size of that huge bear.